Do YOU Believe in Bigfoot?

A Manitoba man has allegedly captured footage of Bigfoot in Manitoba, north of Winnipeg. The FOX show A Current Affair has since bought the rights to air the video twice on its show in a couple weeks. All this has led me to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, which has compiled all reported sitings of the Sasquatch and a neat little physiological analysis. Sadly enough, I find this all pretty interesting. There are still regular sightings in North America, often by groups of people in the middle of the day in the remotest mountain regions. Could they all be faked or imagined? What if we do have a distant relative hidden in North America, naturally selected to avoid human contact?

*smack*

Mm.. wow. I need to get some sleep. Sorry. I'll stop.